The waiter said: would you like Peking dog or Peking duck?
Do you like them grilled or cooked in the wok?
Or live-snake cooking if it serves your wishes
These are some of our best national dishes.
That’s the reason we offer them to European guests
If you are still thinking the dog is man’s best friend,
How could you know it without having tasted?
In the world Chinese cooking is still the best.
We know dogs are friendly at the world’s other end.
Still all sorts of normality or morality in Peking can be bent.
Therefore in Peking’s streets no dog, no cat, no bird nest
So the council don’t need to spend money to clear the mess.
People like to eat all of them, nothing left to waste.
We don’t believe in God so we don’t have sins
Still Confucius does for us all sensible, earthly things.
As Mao said: “religion is a drug, no one can win
Those out-dated dreams should be put in the bin”.
We can cut the dog before your eyes, dogs cannot cry
Then, how fresh the meat can be, you will realise
There is neither frozen meat nor any Chinese tricks.
But condition is applied before the dish gets cold,
You should eat lovingly with chopsticks.
Are you vegetarian? You look to me a bit weak?
Eating, eating everything, that keeps our conscience clean
There is no god, or believer, so dog eating is a good thing.
Therefore non-believers are immune from earthly and celestial sins.
Even North Korea’s great leader, atomic Kim, how he gets slim
Loves dog dinner only in welcoming yummy yum in Peking.
While watching this appetising film, eat, eat you are too slim.
Although animal lovers believe dogs are of human kin.
As an imperialist, communist or as a capitalist, WE WILL WIN.