I went to my GP get a simple lip service advice
Because every one told me, doctors are wise
Which were pains in my innocent lips
Therefore I need a curing advice.

Then with ninety degree bend GP said “this is not end
What, are you playing at it again?
There is no sickness such as lip pain
Under the sun and our gracious Queen-rein
By creating new sickness, what would be your gain?
Talking impish: romantic person without romance
Could get lip-pain even more without NHS- finance
But, in-betweens romance and finance
Normal people can’t create a mental-balance

Abnormal people ask something like twenty one ounce
What are you trying to say? That is out of the NHS way
Which is sending you a nurse for lip-service every Sunday.
Whilst cheating DHS, you like to deceive NHS for a deep service
Even looking at a mini-skirted sexy nurse is an offence
Why not come back to reality with your left over sense.

You are unemployed, you are about sixty,
So you cannot be any more lofty.
However NHS do not do lip and dip-service
If you insist on having the lip-service,
You will miss the cheap service.
There is no way to check a couple of romantic lip-pains,
But I’ll send you to mental health care,
if you pay the bus fare.