In the Pattaya Ladies are trying their best
And showing off with their mini, funny colourful dress
In the restaurant, one landed on my table
Which means short, sharp romance is suitable
On Pattaya beach all kind of relationship is possible.
She started talking to me, “what a nice day
This is a great place to play three different ways”
But I am not ready for even one foul play
With her close counter tease
She disturbed me on the sunny day
Nevertheless I am not going to kiss
If there is no romance, there is no bliss
Still she stops me reading my “Innocent Man Book”
She don’t look like tourists nor she has a Thai look
So what are these ladies doing at Pattaya’s Bay?
After Communism collapsed they came a long way.
Rich Russians at the Pattaya splash their easy-money
Poor Russian ladies do service for brotherhood of man harmony
I suppose that’s active Russian tarts’ liberation day?
While they are so close to me, gentleness is necessity
Willy-nilly I said to them have a good day.
Yet, Russian’s economy is in tatters at two thousand and one
Girls could be doing international soldiering for Russians
Or they might be on a propaganda mission with flexible fun
With overflowing emotions and capitalist intention
While the ex-KGB chief who was called Putin
Who doing his best to organising in Russia everything
Some people say, “He is altogether a sin,
Democracy is part of the game, in the poll he always wins
Even he looks ordinary, but he is a crownless king
As an artful petrol sheikh, the West must wake
Or a despotic, but as modern days’ tsars
They do not need to sell to Europe, technology or Russian cars.
While travelling Russian ladies make money with sex therapy,
Who are helping Putin by making thousands of men happy
In Europe, Middle East, and even in the Far East, at go-go bars.
No point is getting jealous with the ex-KGB’s beast. #
Just agree carefully with the lucky Russian mustard,
Everything working for him to win
The West, oil, go-go girls, even ex KGB’s sins.
While The West telling him: you are doing all great things
So Russian girl-soldiers do their beach side job
Putin gets oil, gas, Yakut’s diamonds and sitting on the top
It is turning his imperialistic reality into every day’s TV soap
Continuing Siberia, Tataristan and Kazakhstan to rob
All those occupied countries by Russians no freedom no hope