There is a public WC, close to infamous Tiananmen Square in Beijing
In it three WC pans, on them three men comfortable sitting
Which is not divided with walls or doors
Therefore everyone can see sitting and relaxing men’s score
One man reading newspaper, two others are smoking and shitting
seven others and me patiently waiting and willy-nilly watching
My guide said, 'keep quiet, the third man is seriously reading
In Beijing, WC- reading, smoking and shitting is popular thing’
I guess this kind of public relaxations could not be a communist-sin
If you are be patient, stand still, then WC’s relaxation you may win
For the sake of the country smooth transaction,
Communism to capitalism and everyone must do something.
It is just a few years before 2008 Olympic Games begin
Have a smelly, smoky experience, so called modernized Beijing
So as you can see for public meeting, shitting opportunity is there
Diluted Chinese communism into capitalism that takes more care
Bonus with relaxation shitting next to the infamous Tiananmen Square
lets people choose, what kind of system for them is fair, without fear
But if you insist to be a capitalist, go for free shitting at Mc Donald it is near