Sending them away without checking our beggars health
We may lose part of our national wealth
What Blair said, “I don’t give beggars money
It’s reality money that makes beggars funny
Besides beggars may join aggressive French legion
I don’t allow Chirac to deceive our beggars
Riding in an imperialist legion in Africa which is so far
And they may soldier on for French imperialist sins
In the African jungle or get lost in the harsh Saharan winds
Therefore I want to save Africa, I won’t let Chirac win
As rebellious support for beggars is not from Iraq
It is coming cynically from the naughty side of Mr. Chirac.
Whilst Chirac is making quack-quack for Iraq
And want to destroy me and wishes my enemy good luck
As everyone knows Chirac is a good quack-quack
Let’s forget that aggressive franchise foreign affair
I have already proved how I took care of beggars’ welfare
By the way Iraq and Chirac somehow sound the same
Long time ago at the Bar Go Go I understood his tricky game
While I am here his soft dictatorship is in vain
Without pushy Bushy’s help, I used my own brain
To serve five more years to the greatest country again
Once we make sure Monsieur is tied up with British chains
He cannot do naughty things to our beggars again”
Beggars need dedication with English education
After that they won’t get upset with God’s creation
Who needs French merchandise, it’s a dull illumination
This will be the end of Chirac’s crazy interruption