I intended a stopover in Bangkok
No offence no lies, with my sleeping cock.
After a few days I suppose to go away
But something holds me in here Bangkok.
I’m supposed to go north for a countryside walk
But I made a little mistake with get-rich try
Life is an endless mistake, and endless cry.
That cannot stop me believing in the sky.
This time I stuck with Bangkok girls’ charm
Which left me with some mental and economic harm
It even affected my innocent sleeping willy
And a friendly businessman cheated me nicely,
Then he said, “we like, even we respect a gentle silly”.
Who gave me an irresistible money making idea
And said it is top secret, don’t tell the media.
We organise everything you just put in money
Thai business means a hundred percent honey,
Which we need from clever people a hundred percent English money
While we do everything for you, with the girls you just relax
As you know we are not quickie quack “
They only like a cash deal, no cheque, confirmation, nor fax.
Even they offer you a virgin bargirl for free,
Which makes you happy like a monkey on a fruit tree.
You resist at first, and then it gives a tempting thrill
“What a poor, little nice and exciting girl,
Too good to be believed is this real
After all, you are still human you have a manly feel.
Their tricking and bitching skills are a lot
It takes a bit of time to understand the plot
One after the other all your fake business friends will go
Next time Bangkok tricks you, you will know.